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Crisis at the workplace
by Papa Dragon
Dear Papa Dragon,
My current job is boring me. I know I must pursue other careers but I really
don't know how? Maybe I should leave for another town. But I don't know how
to leave my hometown of Artisans. Help me please!!!
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Dear dazed and confused,
First of all, I would like to say that you have
nothing to worry about. It is quite
natural to feel bored and unchallenged at work, especially if the job consists of
repetitive tasks. A lot of dragons go through this during their primal years.
You have the right idea of pursuing a career
elsewhere. It's probably your time to
start the migration to your destined homeland. But first, you must leave Artisans.
The road out of Artisans is long and tiresome
but I know you can do it. You will have to go through Town Square, then you will come up
to Stone Hill. Past it and head towards Dark Hollow. Once you reach Dark Hollow, head
for Toasty. After that, Sunny Flight will be your last stop before leaving Artisans.
Of course Sunny Flight can only be entered if you solve
a small puzzle. And remember to free some poor dragons during your journey, or the dragon
gods will look down upon you and getting out of Artisans will be the least of your worries.
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Sincerely,
Papa Dragon |
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Doctor, Doctor give me a cure!
by Peacekeeper Dragon
Dear Peacekeeper Dragon,
I'm dating an older gentleman and I want to break off the relationship. The reason
why I want to break off the relationship is because I know he's been dishonest with
me. He says he's a doctor but I know that's totally a lie! He also says he lives
in the rich area of Peace Keeper. And that's another lie. I can't take the
lying anymore. I deserve better! What should I do?
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Dear hurt and angry,
If you know for sure that he's been lying to you,
I would say get even the dirty way!
The next time you see him, back up a little while he
swings his club. After he's done swinging, he will turn around and walk away. Here's your
chance to get even. Go behind him and flame him. I mean toast him like you never toasted
anyone before.
After hitting him that hard, he'll wish he never met you.
But it's not over yet. He'll probably be a little smarter so it's time to start using more of
your brain than your brawn. When he tries to hit you again, he'll do a little twirl. Nail
him on the behind as he begins to make the next twirl. Finally, he'll swing low, jump and
flame his butt again. After that, all your problems with him will just disappear like magic.
Peace.
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Peace and happiness,
Peacekeeper Dragon |
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Class Bully.
by Red Dragon
Dear Red Dragon,
I'm a junior at Gnasty's World High School. I've this problem concerning another
classmate. Everyday after school, my bike has a flat. I know someone's popping my
tire. I also know the person who's doing it. His name is Gnorc. But I don't know
how to stop this. I need your advice.
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Dear scared stiff,
What you must do is confront this Gnorc fellow.
When you confront him, like most bullies, he'll be scared and run. Because bullies
are not use to people confronting them.
Let him run to the Gnasty platform. Once he's
there, shoulder charge all the way there. If you don't shoulder charge, he'll take
off before you get there.
When you arrive at his resting disc, shoulder-charge
straight into the disc and quickly firebreath him. He may get a hit in on you but don't
worry about it.
He will run once you hit him enough. Chase after him.
Once you catch up to him, toast him once and he will fall. I guarantee it!
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Hope this helps,
Red Dragon |
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